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Sir Alan Sugar hires Shar-Pei as his new Apprentice.
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Monday, 23 March 2009 |
Johnny |
3603 |
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2 |
Breaking Financial News: Yet Another Bank Collapses.
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Tuesday, 02 December 2008 |
Johnny |
2638 |
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3 |
Shar-Pei sells 'Kiss-N-Tell' story to Tabloids for undisclosed sum.
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Thursday, 23 April 2009 |
Johnny |
2145 |
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4 |
Gideon the Pigeon.
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Wednesday, 04 February 2009 |
Johnny |
2088 |
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5 |
It’s official: I’m sexually alluring.
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Wednesday, 11 February 2009 |
Johnny |
1778 |
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6 |
Fear and loathing in Walthamstow.
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Monday, 02 February 2009 |
Johnny |
1597 |
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7 |
Carve Up.
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Tuesday, 30 December 2008 |
Johnny |
1525 |
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8 |
Doing my bit.
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Sunday, 08 February 2009 |
Johnny |
571 |
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9 |
Kerry Katona: 'Nose-job wrecks cocaine binge'.
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Tuesday, 20 January 2009 |
Johnny |
555 |
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10 |
Do men really think about sex every five seconds?
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Friday, 12 December 2008 |
Johnny |
459 |
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11 |
Katie Price & Peter André R.I.P. (Revel In Publicity).
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Monday, 06 July 2009 |
Johnny |
395 |
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12 |
Scratch-N-Sniff.
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Wednesday, 24 June 2009 |
Johnny |
360 |
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13 |
If you can keep your head, when all around you are getting a little cock-eyed...
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Saturday, 29 November 2008 |
Johnny |
358 |
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14 |
Alleged suicide victim thwarts slovenly journalism by 'falling upwards'.
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Monday, 27 April 2009 |
Johnny |
354 |
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15 |
Separated at birth...
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Tuesday, 05 February 2008 |
John Timoney |
353 |
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16 |
The fundamentals of sound property investment are actually quite simple.
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Tuesday, 14 October 2008 |
Johnny |
350 |
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17 |
Ye Olde British Beer.
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Friday, 19 December 2008 |
Johnny |
345 |
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18 |
The Power of 'No'.
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Monday, 22 June 2009 |
Johnny |
342 |
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19 |
Our latest favourite panic: sodium deficiency.
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Friday, 06 February 2009 |
Johnny |
332 |
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20 |
Shar-Pei leaves Sir Alan Sugar for 'Foul-Mouthed Love Rat Lothario TV Chef'.
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Thursday, 23 April 2009 |
Johnny |
325 |
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21 |
Metaphor.
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Monday, 02 February 2009 |
Johnny |
320 |
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22 |
Happy New Year!
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Thursday, 01 January 2009 |
Johnny |
312 |
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23 |
The Hallmark Conundrum.
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Saturday, 14 February 2009 |
Johnny |
308 |
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24 |
Fuckwits On Wheels.
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Monday, 22 June 2009 |
Johnny |
298 |
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25 |
Apple unveils new 'Killer App' for iPhone.
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Friday, 20 March 2009 |
Johnny |
294 |
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26 |
Stimulating the UK economy.
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Thursday, 27 November 2008 |
Johnny |
290 |
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27 |
A glass and a half.
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Tuesday, 25 November 2008 |
Johnny |
290 |
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28 |
Whore.
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Monday, 16 February 2009 |
Johnny |
283 |
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29 |
The profits (sic) of doom.
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Thursday, 23 October 2008 |
Johnny |
280 |
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30 |
My tentative foray into the shadowy world of mainstream journalism.
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Tuesday, 16 December 2008 |
Johnny |
277 |
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31 |
Hedge Fundy Trickster Slipperyness.
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Wednesday, 21 January 2009 |
Johnny |
275 |
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32 |
Greetings.
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Monday, 05 January 2009 |
Johnny |
272 |
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33 |
Seamus Heinous.
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Thursday, 28 May 2009 |
Johnny |
271 |
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34 |
Community Service.
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Thursday, 05 November 2009 |
Johnny |
270 |
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35 |
Aaron Billington: 'A moment of madness'.
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Thursday, 05 March 2009 |
Johnny |
264 |
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36 |
Angelina Jolie adopts Belgium.
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Saturday, 25 April 2009 |
Johnny |
262 |
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37 |
I'm 6ft tall and handsome; I have an 18" schlong; a 1972 Ferrari Dino 246 GT; I have an Action Man with 'Grip Hands'; 3 villas in Paignton and a mountain chalet in Nether Wallop. Jealous? Want to know more? Want my life?
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Wednesday, 29 April 2009 |
Johnny |
258 |
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38 |
Isn't it great when a brunette gives you head?
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Monday, 03 November 2008 |
Johnny |
247 |
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39 |
Shock Financial News: Retailer announces profit.
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Wednesday, 01 October 2008 |
Johnny |
242 |
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40 |
No more heroes.
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Monday, 26 January 2009 |
Johnny |
239 |
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41 |
Britain's Got Mallets.
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Wednesday, 29 April 2009 |
Johnny |
227 |
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42 |
Shutting Down.
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Monday, 10 November 2008 |
Johnny |
226 |
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43 |
Business as usual.
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Saturday, 18 October 2008 |
Johnny |
225 |
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44 |
The Sugababes.
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Wednesday, 23 September 2009 |
Johnny |
219 |
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45 |
Hand Relief.
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Monday, 03 November 2008 |
Johnny |
211 |
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46 |
Humbuggery.
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Wednesday, 16 December 2009 |
Johnny |
197 |
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47 |
Dagenham teenager dismayed to discover he could have bought a 'real car'.
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Monday, 27 April 2009 |
Johnny |
187 |
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48 |
Athletes to be banned from using performance-enhancing mathematical misnomers.
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Monday, 27 April 2009 |
Johnny |
183 |
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Have you ever noticed that all the ‘carefully considered and valuable housing data’ always comes from people who never actually buy property?
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Tuesday, 14 October 2008 |
Johnny |
170 |
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