Isn't it funny how you never ever see Nicolas Sarkozy and ex- F1 hotshoe Jean Alesi in the same room together? Plus, they both talk in the same funny language. I know for a fact that Jean Alesi drives, and I'd put good money on Sarkozy sharing the same ability (but not necessarily the same speed and flair). Plus, you can see a video of Mr. Sarkozy here, clearly showing that he's drunk... and Jean Alesi owns a vineyard! It all adds up, doesn't it? They are irrefutably one and the same person, and this is clearly an incredibly lavish tax-dodge. You heard it here first.